One of the weirdest dreams I've had in a while.

You know you had a weird dream, when you just have to stop yourself in the middle of writing it all down to laugh out loud and ask yourself "what the heck is wrong with me?"

Warning, the following content may confuse your brain by giving you an unpleasant yet hilarious visual.

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My brother Brian and I found a walker in front of the corner Chinese restaurant that was from Walmart.This was your typical old ladies walker, complete with tennis balls on the legs and actually said Walmart on the side. Now, when Walmart started handing out old lady's walkers as if they were shopping carts is beyond me.

   Instead of returning it to Walmart Brian got the idea to  have me put on my roller blades and push me down the icy hills in the streets while I was holding the walker. I'm not sure if holding the walker would make it more or less dangerous but It sounded like fun so I was like "Lets Do It!" So I strapped my roller blades on and we started headin up the hill. There was Ice all over the streets and sidewalks. The street was busy with cars. Just as we got to the top of the hill, about to go down, Brian saw the Dentist office which happened to be right there. Guess he had to get his teeth fixed cause he just went in there and vanished. I actually followed him in to look for him and couldn't find him. Though I seemed to have been causing a disturbance. I guess I was knocking things over with That walker that wasn't mine, still wearing the roller blades.
Not bothered by these people, I gave up lookin for my brother. I simply headed out side and prepared for a fun ride. I pointed myself (walker, roller blades and all)down hill and toward home. I pushed off with the walker as if I were skiing and quickly rolled down that icy hill right up to my front door, miraculously escaping death at the hands of my stupidity.

As I headed inside I had just realized that I had been butt naked this whole time, and that Mom had just got home with dinner.
Mom and dad didn't say a thing about me being butt naked in my roller blades in icy weather outside. Instead Mom says, "You need return that walker to Walmart" and dad said "why?"
    I headed to my desk, which was in the living room and not my bedroom. At this point either I was suddenly wearing clothes, or I simply just stopped caring that I was still naked. At my desk I encountered our little dog Madeline sitting on a wooden chair eating slabs of raw steak that where in fact about twice her size. "MOM your dog is eating my food!" As Mom came into the room I noticed there was a stack of about 4 pizzas there as well. She didn't seem to care that the dog was eating twice her weight in raw cow. Just as I started to head toward those pizzas, I woke up.

To Open Stab Repeatedly.

 So either its just me, or "TO OPEN PUSH HERE" is the biggest practical  joke a food company has ever pulled on man kind.   Seriously, can anyone else get this to work right without some sort of stabbing weapon?